Volyarttettipib is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-confident ant.

Volyarttettipib created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Volyarttettipib, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Volyarttettipib, it will not care.

Volyarttettipib's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Volyarttettipib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Volyarttettipib.

4. Horses are not to be trusted.

5. Never skip near pigs.