Ragabpit is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, uncaring deer.

Ragabpit created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Ragabpit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ragabpit, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ragabpit's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Ragabpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Hide from mauve cats for they are unholy.

3. You must never eat melons.

4. Never hurt otters.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.