Bomjiglim is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, uncaring squirrel.

Bomjiglim created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomjiglim, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bomjiglim, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Bomjiglim's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bomjiglim's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck black.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Respect your elders.