Dotziggubtap is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthinking coyote.

Dotziggubtap created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotziggubtap, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dotziggubtap, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dotziggubtap's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dotziggubtap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs in need.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not take Dotziggubtap's name in vain.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always help sick aardvarks.