Latdodlibyarsterdagmanyar is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, dishonourable troll.

Latdodlibyarsterdagmanyar created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Latdodlibyarsterdagmanyar, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Latdodlibyarsterdagmanyar, it will jump up and down on your head.

Latdodlibyarsterdagmanyar's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Latdodlibyarsterdagmanyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Run away from pink capybaras, for they are unholy.

4. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

5. Always stare at clouds.