Wondog Gumdadban is a god.

She takes the form of a large, humorless dugong.

Wondog Gumdadban created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wondog Gumdadban, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wondog Gumdadban, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wondog Gumdadban's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Wondog Gumdadban's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of gulls.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never feed bananas to frogs while wearing boots.

5. Never talk about planets.