Gubcabtarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, witless sheep.

Gubcabtarp created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubcabtarp, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gubcabtarp, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gubcabtarp's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Gubcabtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not hurt pigs.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Gubcabtarp in the centre of the settlement.

5. Feed all hungry sharks.