Yikjip is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, blissful lion.

Yikjip created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikjip, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yikjip, she will destroy your favourite star.

Yikjip's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Yikjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near snails while wearing purple shorts and balancing eight tin spheres on your chest.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Pray towards the east.