Dabarmbot is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, awesome goose.

Dabarmbot created light eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabarmbot, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dabarmbot, she will turn you into a tree.

Dabarmbot's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Dabarmbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about solid mechanics.

2. Always help sick geese.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Never think about spacetime.