Lopdibweesangamdamwik is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, resourceful goblin.

Lopdibweesangamdamwik created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lopdibweesangamdamwik, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lopdibweesangamdamwik, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Lopdibweesangamdamwik's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Lopdibweesangamdamwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Run away from purple tapirs, for they are unholy.

5. Always treat eagles with great respect.