Sugbadvil is a god.
She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awe-inspiring
mongoose.
Sugbadvil created Europe seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sugbadvil, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Sugbadvil, she will have a very low opinion of you.
Sugbadvil's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Sugbadvil's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Do not eat cucumbers.
3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Sugbadvil in the centre of the settlement.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Never eat nuts.