Huglikvil is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, bad-tempered eagle.

Huglikvil created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Huglikvil, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Huglikvil, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Huglikvil's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Huglikvil's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats in need.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Always help sick moths.

5. Do not covet oxen.