Narlgunril is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, humane scorpion.

Narlgunril created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narlgunril, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Narlgunril, it will turn you into a mouse.

Narlgunril's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Narlgunril's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never run in the presence of horses.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not stand on grass.