Armnigkon is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, charitable monkey.

Armnigkon created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armnigkon, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Armnigkon, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Armnigkon's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Armnigkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near capybaras while wearing purple jumpers.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not listen to music.