Tadmumfot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, tiresome wombat.

Tadmumfot created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadmumfot, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tadmumfot, she will turn you into a dog.

Tadmumfot's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Tadmumfot's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Tadmumfot in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not speak about tomatoes.