Cetnibwap is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, all-knowing naga.

Cetnibwap created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetnibwap, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cetnibwap, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cetnibwap's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Cetnibwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Run away if five ducks approach from the east.

5. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.