Tagkomkap is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, proud crocodile.

Tagkomkap created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tagkomkap, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tagkomkap, it will ignore you.

Tagkomkap's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Tagkomkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Run away if six cats approach from the north.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.