Vigbogwad is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tiresome dragon.

Vigbogwad created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Vigbogwad, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vigbogwad, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Vigbogwad's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Vigbogwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Always pray immersed in water.