Spagrakfen is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awe-inspiring goose.

Spagrakfen created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagrakfen, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Spagrakfen, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Spagrakfen's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Spagrakfen's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Spagrakfen.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Run away if four gulls approach from the south.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.