Sabfitleg is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unfair whale.

Sabfitleg created Africa six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabfitleg, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sabfitleg, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sabfitleg's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Sabfitleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Do not hurt badgers.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

4. You must love Sabfitleg.

5. Never feed spinach to monkeys while wearing gray rings.