Cusslitfliglap is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, humorless turtle.

Cusslitfliglap created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusslitfliglap, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cusslitfliglap, she will turn you into a plant.

Cusslitfliglap's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Cusslitfliglap's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry whales.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never chant in the presence of pigs.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.