Ominfenmob is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, uncaring crab.

Ominfenmob created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ominfenmob, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ominfenmob, it will turn you into a plant.

Ominfenmob's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Ominfenmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about fluid mechanics.

4. Do not take Ominfenmob's name in vain.

5. Never talk about amino acids.