Parkkabdussmab is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, self-confident wombat.

Parkkabdussmab created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Parkkabdussmab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Parkkabdussmab, she will refuse to believe in you.

Parkkabdussmab's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Parkkabdussmab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. You must pray to Parkkabdussmab nine times a day.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Never feed strawberries to mites while wearing corsets.