Wegquafmid Tombotbim is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awe-inspiring gerbil.

Wegquafmid Tombotbim created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegquafmid Tombotbim, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wegquafmid Tombotbim, it will turn you into a duck.

Wegquafmid Tombotbim's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Wegquafmid Tombotbim's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. You must pray to Wegquafmid Tombotbim four times a day.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not covet oxen.