Babdibtof is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, impressive camel.

Babdibtof created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babdibtof, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Babdibtof, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Babdibtof's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Babdibtof's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near capybaras while wearing mauve shoes.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.