Dadjattal is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witless pig.

Dadjattal created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dadjattal, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dadjattal, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dadjattal's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Dadjattal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Put Dadjattal first in all things.