Dumcudaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, prudent capybara.

Dumcudaf created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumcudaf, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dumcudaf, she will manifest in front of you.

Dumcudaf's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dumcudaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ants.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Never write about archaea.