Capwodgun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, blissful dryad.

Capwodgun created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capwodgun, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Capwodgun, he will turn you into a duck.

Capwodgun's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Capwodgun's Holy Commandments

1. Capwodgun must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.