Homnelldag Ditsigbig is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, duplicitous wasp.

Homnelldag Ditsigbig created a Higgs boson three million years ago.

If you believe in Homnelldag Ditsigbig, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Homnelldag Ditsigbig, he will send you a sign.

Homnelldag Ditsigbig's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Homnelldag Ditsigbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Do not keep three aardvarks in a large pit.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near tortoises while wearing blue shirts and balancing eight silver spheres on your legs.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.