Tonbissrill is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, competent unicorn.

Tonbissrill created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonbissrill, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tonbissrill, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tonbissrill's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Tonbissrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.