Hit is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, awesome coyote.

Hit created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hit, he will turn you into a frog.

Hit's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Hit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eukaryotes.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about rats.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near swans while wearing indigo stockings and balancing nine platinum spheres on your arms.