Xendudken is a god.

He takes the form of a small, benevolent wasp.

Xendudken created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xendudken, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Xendudken, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Xendudken's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Xendudken's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry sharks.

2. Hide from orange frogs for they are unholy.

3. Do not hurt horses.

4. Never skip near moths.

5. Never wear mauve boots.