Vogfadwad is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, almighty squirrel.

Vogfadwad created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vogfadwad, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vogfadwad, she will make you grow a tail.

Vogfadwad's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Vogfadwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never wear magenta shorts.

3. Do not kill turtles.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.