Targwitlag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring skunk.

Targwitlag created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targwitlag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Targwitlag, it will destroy your favourite star.

Targwitlag's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Targwitlag's Holy Commandments

1. Put Targwitlag first in all things.

2. Never mention badgers.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not hop in public.