Artnuttwad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, caring crane.

Artnuttwad created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Artnuttwad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Artnuttwad, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Artnuttwad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Artnuttwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about special relativity near dolphins while wearing black dresses.