Gutyarpflag Futhubbaplipquamwod is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured chinchilla.

Gutyarpflag Futhubbaplipquamwod created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Gutyarpflag Futhubbaplipquamwod, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gutyarpflag Futhubbaplipquamwod, he will turn you into a sheep.

Gutyarpflag Futhubbaplipquamwod's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Gutyarpflag Futhubbaplipquamwod's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gutyarpflag Futhubbaplipquamwod.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near swans while wearing yellow boots and balancing six platinum spheres on your feet.

3. Never feed lots of tomatoes to sharks while wearing indigo skirts.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. You must love Gutyarpflag Futhubbaplipquamwod.