Stiglamgub is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, dishonourable goose.

Stiglamgub created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiglamgub, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stiglamgub, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Stiglamgub's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Stiglamgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt rats.

2. Always look after injured voles.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Stiglamgub loves badgers, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about fire.