Tifdobnatmit is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud goblin.

Tifdobnatmit created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Tifdobnatmit, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tifdobnatmit, it will not invite you to parties.

Tifdobnatmit's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Tifdobnatmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

5. You must never eat bread.