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She takes the form of an extremely large, fast zebra.

Gatdusscubsab Muthanappdapdogganvilgen created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gatdusscubsab Muthanappdapdogganvilgen, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gatdusscubsab Muthanappdapdogganvilgen, she will turn you into a duck.

Gatdusscubsab Muthanappdapdogganvilgen's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Gatdusscubsab Muthanappdapdogganvilgen's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Never talk about mites.

3. Gatdusscubsab Muthanappdapdogganvilgen must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Run away if five horses approach from the east.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.