Likcipgup is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonest swan.

Likcipgup created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Likcipgup, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Likcipgup, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Likcipgup's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Likcipgup's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured eagles.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Worship no other gods but Likcipgup.

4. Always help squirrels in need.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Likcipgup.