Henbadhas is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful dragon.

Henbadhas created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henbadhas, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Henbadhas, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Henbadhas' most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Henbadhas' Holy Commandments

1. Erect three zinc sculptures of Henbadhas on top of important buildings.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help frogs in need.

4. Never feed gooseberries to hamsters while wearing kilts.

5. Do not stand on grass.