Gatnakfon is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, self-assured
dragon.
Gatnakfon created vertebrates three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gatnakfon, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Gatnakfon, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Gatnakfon's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Gatnakfon's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your head.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.
5. Never feed lots of aubergines to mice while wearing indigo scarves.