Rigmingennak Jadtalwapstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, wise unicorn.

Rigmingennak Jadtalwapstrag created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigmingennak Jadtalwapstrag, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rigmingennak Jadtalwapstrag, it will destroy your favourite star.

Rigmingennak Jadtalwapstrag's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Rigmingennak Jadtalwapstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Rigmingennak Jadtalwapstrag on top of all buildings.

2. Swans are not to be trusted.

3. You must pray to Rigmingennak Jadtalwapstrag five times a day.

4. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism.