Pibcunquag Hastonktangofxemmot is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, merciful badger.

Pibcunquag Hastonktangofxemmot created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Pibcunquag Hastonktangofxemmot, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pibcunquag Hastonktangofxemmot, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Pibcunquag Hastonktangofxemmot's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Pibcunquag Hastonktangofxemmot's Holy Commandments

1. Pibcunquag Hastonktangofxemmot loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near geese while wearing pink dresses and balancing eight titanium spheres on your head.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.