Mabgunlap is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tiresome eagle.

Mabgunlap created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mabgunlap, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mabgunlap, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Mabgunlap's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Mabgunlap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always obey Mabgunlap's priests.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.