Gomlatwan is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, astonishing skunk.

Gomlatwan created the universe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gomlatwan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gomlatwan, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Gomlatwan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Gomlatwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt birds.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Gomlatwan.

3. Gomlatwan loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not speak about cucumbers.

5. Never jump in the presence of ants.