Bastdadleg is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unjust ferret.

Bastdadleg created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bastdadleg, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bastdadleg, she will be very sad.

Bastdadleg's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bastdadleg's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about whales.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not sit in public.