Meghambuncib is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, two-faced wasp.

Meghambuncib created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Meghambuncib, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Meghambuncib, she will curse you with boils.

Meghambuncib's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Meghambuncib's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Erect five titanium sculptures of Meghambuncib on top of important buildings.

4. Never wear turquoise trousers.

5. Do not speak about turnips.