Didcimlit is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, pitiless goblin.

Didcimlit created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Didcimlit, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Didcimlit, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Didcimlit's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Didcimlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Worship no other gods but Didcimlit.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not trade with those who eat limes.