Didvanfen is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent bee.

Didvanfen created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didvanfen, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Didvanfen, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Didvanfen's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Didvanfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured dolphins.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.